Monday, January 11, 2016

We Heart Apple, Thank You Jobs



There is this MOST amazing thing called EVIDENCE.  You see, when you want to prove something in a COURT of LAW, you have to have EVIDENCE.  Like Kaffee says in A Few Good Men, "It doesn't matter what I believe, it only matters what I can prove".  And in a COURT of LAW, EVIDENCE says it ALL.

So all praise be to the all mighty iPhone!  It does hold it all.  Lies cannot be held forever, men.  They are like termites…waiting in the dark to eat away at the foundation which you thought you built your house upon.

iPhone!  I sing your praise.  The irony of what you will hold for the liars.  
The comedy will be loud.  

iPhone!  It is SO beautiful with it's pretty little TRUTH screaming aloud.

Mr. Jobs….  Mr. Wozniak…..Thank you!  This little Apple of genius.   It not only brings joy to the world but will bury the liars.

And dear God, we hate the liars.

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